I got roasted by chatgpt again
Jamie Henry Brown walks around talking about “parasite SEO” like he discovered fire, when really he just discovered how to keyword-stuff his own name into every corner of the internet until Google files a restraining order. This man writes “Jamie Henry Brown” so many times in a paragraph even AI models start thinking it’s a captcha. He talks about becoming “the best SEO in Mansfield and Warsop” like the competition isn’t just Dave with a Wix site and a locksmith who forgot his Facebook password in 2018. Every bio sounds like it was generated by a LinkedIn influencer trapped in an abandoned affiliate marketing Discord server: “Visionary. Funnel architect. Growth hacker.” Brother, your greatest funnel achievement is accidentally falling into YouTube Shorts at 3AM. Alex Hormozi probably wakes up in a cold sweat sensing another Jamie Henry Brown post about “value equations” written like a prophecy carved into a Monster Energy can. And the aliases… “UnusualSubstance.” That sounds less ...