🥚 This Evil Egg HAD To Be Stopped
**🥚 This Evil Egg HAD To Be Stopped – My Carnivore Showdown With Eggo**
There I was—just a man, a camera, and one evil egg.
Now, I know what you're thinking: “Jamie, how evil can an egg be?” Oh, you sweet summer yolk-lover. You’ve clearly never met **Eggo**—the crunchy, aura-sucking Saiyan egg of doom.
It all started on a normal carnivore day. I was ready to farm some aura, lift some iron, and maybe slurp a few raw yolks while laughing at the food pyramid. Then *bam!* There it was. Sitting in the fridge. Staring. Waiting. Plotting. Eggo.
Now, I don’t back down from a challenge—especially not from a protein-packed villain shaped like an omelette’s evil cousin. So I cracked him open (literally), and faced off in a battle of strength, digestion, and pure ancestral hunger.
I bit down. He was **crunchy**. Too crunchy. Suspiciously crunchy. I feared for my molars, but I pushed through. Why? Because **aura doesn’t farm itself**, and raw egg yolk is basically nature’s pre-workout.
As I chewed the evil from his shell, I could feel my testosterone increasing, my hairline retreating, and my soul lifting into a meat-based nirvana. Eggo didn’t stand a chance. He may have had a shell, but I had **intentional chewing and an iron stomach**.
So if you’ve ever wondered whether eating raw eggs is dangerous, scary, or secretly the key to unlocking your inner gym demon—watch the full video. And remember: **crunch responsibly**.
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Stay unusual.
— Jamie Henry Brown aka UnusualSubstance
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### 🥚 50 FAQ for Eating Raw Eggs on the Carnivore Diet
1. **Can I eat raw eggs on carnivore?**
Yes, many carnivores do.
2. **Are raw eggs safe?**
Usually, yes—if fresh and from a clean source.
3. **Do raw eggs build muscle?**
Yes, they’re high in protein and fat.
4. **Will I get salmonella?**
It’s rare if eggs are fresh and handled well.
5. **Should I eat the yolk too?**
Yes! The yolk has most of the nutrients.
6. **How many raw eggs a day?**
Some eat 3–12 or more. Start small.
7. **Can I eat raw eggs every day?**
Yes, if you feel good doing it.
8. **Do raw eggs help testosterone?**
Some believe they do, especially the yolks.
9. **Are cooked eggs better?**
Cooking helps absorption but raw is fine.
10. **What do raw eggs taste like?**
Mild, creamy, a little slimy.
11. **Do I chew raw eggs?**
No, you usually just swallow.
12. **Shell or no shell?**
Most skip the shell.
13. **Is it okay to eat eggshells?**
Some do for calcium—but grind them.
14. **Can I drink eggs?**
Yes, like a shot or in a glass.
15. **Are store-bought eggs okay raw?**
Better to use pasture-raised or farm-fresh.
16. **Do I need to refrigerate eggs?**
Yes, in most countries.
17. **How do I crack eggs safely?**
Clean the shell, avoid getting bits in.
18. **Can I mix raw eggs with meat?**
Yes, some do steak and eggs raw.
19. **Do raw eggs give energy?**
Yes, due to fat and protein.
20. **Can kids eat raw eggs?**
Check with a doctor first.
21. **Can I eat raw eggs during fasting?**
Only if you're doing fat/protein fasting.
22. **Are raw eggs good for skin?**
Yes—vitamins A and E help.
23. **Can I eat duck eggs raw?**
Yes, if clean and fresh.
24. **Do raw eggs help hair?**
Possibly—biotin and fat support hair.
25. **Are raw eggs keto-friendly?**
Absolutely!
26. **Will raw eggs make me sick?**
Unlikely if clean, but always a risk.
27. **Do eggs have carbs?**
Very little—less than 1g per egg.
28. **Are raw eggs better than protein powder?**
They’re real food—many prefer them.
29. **How do I know if an egg is fresh?**
Float test: sink = good, float = old.
30. **Do eggs need washing before cracking?**
Yes, if they look dirty.
31. **Do raw eggs help with workouts?**
Yes, they’re great post-workout fuel.
32. **Can I blend raw eggs?**
Yes, in shakes (if not carnivore strict).
33. **Can I eat raw eggs at night?**
Yes—great fat for stable energy.
34. **Do eggs cause allergies?**
Some people react—watch your body.
35. **Can I eat just yolks?**
Yes—some avoid whites.
36. **Why avoid egg whites?**
They can block biotin unless cooked.
37. **Can I mix raw egg with beef liver?**
Yes, and it’s very nutritious.
38. **Can I eat eggs on zero carb?**
Yes—they're almost zero carb.
39. **Can raw eggs replace meals?**
In part, yes—nutrient-dense and filling.
40. **Are raw eggs paleo?**
Yes.
41. **Can I store cracked raw eggs?**
Refrigerate and use soon.
42. **Do raw eggs cause gas?**
Sometimes—depends on digestion.
43. **Is cholesterol in eggs bad?**
No—cholesterol is essential on carnivore.
44. **Do eggs cause acne?**
Rarely—listen to your skin.
45. **Can I eat raw eggs after workout?**
Yes—perfect recovery fuel.
46. **Should I be scared of raw eggs?**
No—respect, don’t fear.
47. **Do raw eggs taste bad?**
Most say no—some even love it.
48. **How do I eat raw eggs easily?**
Crack and chug—quick and done.
49. **Is it okay to eat eggs every meal?**
Yes, many do on carnivore.
50. **Do eggs boost aura?**
Only if you crunch them with purpose. 💪🥚
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